Sure I could diet and exercise, but why risk having to live any longer than I absolutely have to?

— Chris Thayer (@ChrisThayerSays)

March 31, 2013

I was feeling really down in the dumps around the time I wrote this. So low, in fact, that I actually googled “how not to feel sorry…

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June 5, 2013

How To Be A Good Person Everyday

Spend ten minutes with your pet.

(Source: serialoptimist)

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June 4, 2013

serialoptimist:

Mitch Hedberg’s notebooks were truly beautiful.

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June 1, 2013

moderncomedian:

Beth Stelling is an LA based comic with a sweet tooth to say the least. Here Beth talks about her sugar addiction and what it’s done to her teeth.

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May 28, 2013

(Source: thejustinjohnsonshow)

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May 24, 2013

the good news…

thefifthjohn:

broken,

beaten,

fucked up,

busted,

low,

shattered,

weary,

fractured,

damaged,

faulty,

cracked,

misused,

defective,

despondent,

discouraged,

and/or

out of order?

good news…

you can fix that.

-jco’cv